Wednesday, May 13, 2009

My Pond Story :)

Okay, since you all wanted to hear it, I guess I shall tell it. :) Sorry, no pictures from it actually happening, although I do have a picture of Micah and Josh transporting the "Raft" on the four wheeler so you can get an idea of what it looks like.

So it was a kinda cool day last week when Anna suggested that her and I take Micah's "Raft" out on the pond. Sounded fun, so we grabbed a couple of life jackets and took off. Now the "Raft" is 3 pieces of foam block, (used to make Insulated Concrete Form Homes) with several 2 X 4's nailed across it to hold them together, and then a little seat in the middle. I was a bit nervous at first because it's kind of tippy if you don't get it balanced right, but as long as you stay still in your places there's really no danger of it flipping over. So I was on the back side with our paddle, (which was a piece of wood with the plastic lid to a 5 gallon bucket nailed to it) trying to get the thing out to the middle, I was actually standing at this point, and suddenly my foot slipped and went down right through the gaps in between the 2 X 4's! Goodness, so now my skirt was wet, and my boot full of water, great. We made it out to the middle, and had fun paddling around, until Anna almost started choking on something so I had to take her back to shore. :D She was fine though.

So a bit later Andrew decided to get on with me, so we went out to the middle. By this time I was getting pretty used to the "Raft," so we started getting just a bit crazy out there. I'm heavier than him so I pretty much had control of which way we would tip. :) So we started doing these "cool acts" where we would see how high up we could tip the boat without it totally flipping over or us falling off. Anna, Josh, Jeremiah and Micah were laughing at us from the bank enjoying the show. So after doing that numorous times without falling off we headed back.

Well then Micah decided to go out with me. Now Micah (for whatever reason, it was cool that day) had been swimming in the other pond out in the that mean't he was already wet, and didn't mind getting wet again. NOT good. AND he's heavier than I wasn't really going to have control of the "Raft." Off we went, the "cool acts" were a bit scarier with Micah, and we were falling all over the boat, but still managing to stay on. And I still only had both boots full of water and about half my skirt wet, not too bad. So we tipped it and when it was at the highest point Micah jumped off into the water hoping to make the "Raft" flip!! However I managed to quickly get it balanced back out and stayed on. :) Nice try Micah! :D

We were having a lot of fun, but then suddenly on one of our "cool acts" I was on the side that was going up high off the water and I totally lost my balance, and the part of the boat that I was standing on broke off!! I did like a big back flip straight back into the water, so deep that even with the life jacket on I had to swim up to the top!! :D :D I was SOO not expecting that!! It was cold too, and of course I got a ton of pond water in me. So I'm coughing and sputtering, but managed to swim back to the "Raft." I was NOT wanting to get wet, and here I am totally drenched from head to toe...oh boy. We got back on the boat, and being both totally soaked (Micah fell off too) we decided just to try tipping it all the way over, so we did. By this time I'm REALLY cold and wanted to go back to shore. So we headed back, on the poor upside down broken "Raft." About halfway back I got really sick to my stomach, (maybe it was seasickness, I'm not sure) and so I'm like "Micah hurry! I'm about to throw up in the water!!" He realized I wasn't joking either so he's paddling as fast as he can, and I'm laying on the raft moaning because I was feeling so bad. LOL We finally made it back without me throwing up, although I almost did, and got out. Boy it was hard to walk back to the house with water logged boots. But I made it and then had to take a shower to get all that slimy pond water off of me. :)

So...that's the pond story! It was a lot of fun actually, I guess it wouldn't have been quite so interesting if I hadn't fallen in. :)


"Corrie" :) said...

::laughing:: That was the BEST to watch!! I couldn't hardly breath I was laughing so hard! All I saw was you're feet up in the air and then a big *SPLASH*! :D :D
But hey, I wasn't actually "choking" when we were out there, just had somethin' stuck in my throat and needed a drink! :) I was about to drink the pond water and you were like "uhhh..." :) I think YOU were the one that was worried at that point! :D :D

What great fun that was!

Hannah :) said...

Oh, Besh, that is HILARIOUS!!! I liked your comment about "seasickness"! Imagine having that on an Oklahoma pond??? You MUST have been doing some wild acts!!

Wish Anna would have had her camera...those would have been some GREAT pics! :P

Kenna said...

Ok.. That was HILARIOUS!!! Too bad no video camera and you might've won America's Funniest Home Videos! Just glad nobody was seriously hurt. :) Next time you do something like that try to get some pictures. lol
God Bless! (and Safe Rafting!) :)

Abbie B. said...

OH Wow Besh!!
What are you going to come up with next!!???!! Wish I'd been there to watch!! :P That was probably so much fun! :D
Missing ya'll, hope to see ya soon!

Maggie B. said...

OH MY,Bethany!!!!! that is SO FUNNY!!
While I was reading it I could picture EVERYTHING in my head!!!
That is SO something that would happen to you!
That would have been entertaining to watch!! :D
Wish I was there..
you must have been doing some CRAZY acts if you got "pondsick"!wow that sure got me a laughing!
love ya,hope to see ya soon!

Anonymous said...

That had to have been funny to see:)) I too could picture it as I was reading the post. Anna should have had her camera, I am sure the pictures would have been priceless:)
See You tomorrow morning.
Sarah Y.

Melinda said...

Very Funny!!! Sounds so fun! Wish you had pictures too...and I wish I could have been there too! :)


Dara Steward said...

Hysterical! You guys are always up to something! I was having fun just picturing the "raft". Ryan would be proud!

Love you guys!

Anonymous said...

Hahahaha, must have been fun to watch you! Though I'm thankful you didn't get hurt. =) Thanks for the laugh! :D